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Asian Student
It was the first day of a school in =/SPAN>Virginia and a =ew student from India named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian
entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American =istory.
Who said
"Give me Liberty , or =ive me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for =handrasekhar, who had his
hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775"
he said.
"Very good!"
Who said
"Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no =esponse except from Chandrasekhar.
"Abraham =incoln, 1863"
said =handrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the =lass,
"Class, you should be =shamed.
Chandrasekhar from India, who is new to our country, knows =ore about its
history than you do."
She heard a =oud whisper:
"**** the =ndians,"
"Who said that?"
she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student =n the back said,
"I'm gonna =uke."
The teacher glares around and =sks
"All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrasekhar says,
" George Bush =en io r to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."
Now fur io us, another student yells,
"Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and =houts to the
teacher ,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said
"You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill = you."
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
" Michael Jack son to the child witnesses =estifying against him- 2004."
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said,
"Oh ****, we're =ucked!"
And Chandrasekhar said =uietly,
I think it was George W. =ush, =/SPAN>Iraq , 2007."
It was the first day of a school in =/SPAN>Virginia and a =ew student from India named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian
entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American =istory.
Who said
"Give me Liberty , or =ive me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for =handrasekhar, who had his
hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775"
he said.
"Very good!"
Who said
"Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no =esponse except from Chandrasekhar.
"Abraham =incoln, 1863"
said =handrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the =lass,
"Class, you should be =shamed.
Chandrasekhar from India, who is new to our country, knows =ore about its
history than you do."
She heard a =oud whisper:
"**** the =ndians,"
"Who said that?"
she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student =n the back said,
"I'm gonna =uke."
The teacher glares around and =sks
"All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrasekhar says,
" George Bush =en io r to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."
Now fur io us, another student yells,
"Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and =houts to the
teacher ,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said
"You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill = you."
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
" Michael Jack son to the child witnesses =estifying against him- 2004."
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said,
"Oh ****, we're =ucked!"
And Chandrasekhar said =uietly,
I think it was George W. =ush, =/SPAN>Iraq , 2007."
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