Detroit Lions joke

[Blue Oval]

Little David's class were having show and tell,today we will all tell what our fathers do for a job the teacher told them.David was to the back of the class,all the other children have went.The Dad's were Policemen,Postmen,Firemen,Etc.,David said that his Dad was a exotic dancer in a gay bar,he takes his clothes of in front of them,and he will go out to the alley if the offer is good enough.
The teacher was obviously shaken by this,and took David to the hallway.She asked if his father really did this for a living.He said no!my Father playes for the Detoit Lions and I'am embarrassed to let my classmates know!

 

[clayinaustin]

The joke will be the game on Thanksgiving Day. Titans vs Lions? Give me a break?

 

[Tommy Gun]

Detriot vs St. Louis might be fair.

 

[yzbert]

how about detroit vs michigan, might be the first time ever that both teams loose.

 

[boatme]

--Will the person that left the jr high class at the Ford Feild house please pick them up

They are beating the Lions 21 to 7

 

[99fever27]

:smilielol5:

 

[Bobcat]

I'd tell you that they are going to win one,........................................

but I'd be lion:leaving:

 

[Wrinkleface]

They R a joke!!!

 

[rockfish71]

I can belive people want to waste there money to even go and watch the game.:ack2: I would rather watch cartoon network.:26:

 

[Wrinkleface]

I can belive people want to waste there money to even go and watch the game.:ack2: I would rather watch cartoon network.:26:

Jerry Springer!!!!!:biggrinjester:

 

[Otis311]

1-15 is my Lions prediction. I have 2 lions fans that work on my shift in the firehouse and I never ever ever let them forget that they havent won a game in well over a year !!

 

[BBB725]

Well I'm getting nervous, they have to win one game and as bad as the packers looked monday night the lions will beat them Dec 28th

 

[Blue Oval]

My boys had tickets offered to them for $10.00 a peace,even they declined them.I told them I would pick up the tab down and back,they said they did't want to waist the time!

 

[tstuck]

Well I'll confess I've been a lions fans my whole life and hope some day I'll be happy again seeing them on top. Is it to late to bring Barry Sanders back?

 

[KENNYO]

I'm going to be SOO embarrassed if this is the one they win.....GO TITANS!!!

 

[BradB]

Well I'll confess I've been a lions fans my whole life and hope some day I'll be happy again seeing them on top. Is it to late to bring Barry Sanders back?

Im with ya!!..... Im still a Lions fan even though.... Someday they will pull their heads out of thier behinds and play 4 fullQTRS of football. then they may have a good season!!:ack2:

 

[Tommy Gun]

Left 2 extra tickets to the Rams game under my windshield wiper on the car; when the game was over and I came back there were 4 there.

 

[rockfish71]

won't be wasting power in my house watching them they s$$k!:ack2:

 

[clayinaustin]

Left 2 extra tickets to the Rams game under my windshield wiper on the car; when the game was over and I came back there were 4 there.

Now that's funny!

 

[nocigarette]

Safest place in michigan during a tornado is ford field......They have never had a touchdown.....:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: