Friday Funnies

[Ratickle]

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true", the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so." The doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is.

This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"

 

[Ratickle]

A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash.

As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.

Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash.

Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a problem - is there anything I can help you with?"

The blind man calmly replies "No thanks - I'm just looking around.":sifone:

 

[old377guy]

ouch!

 

[rschap1]

poor doggie

 

[Ratickle]

Heck, he probably was enjoying the ride...


I figure as a seeing eye dog, he was in that harness deal and not a collar though.......