Sunday Snickers

[Ratickle]

Be Careful How You Wish

Two men died and went to Heaven.
St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen,
but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send
you back to Earth as whatever you want to be."

"Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above
beautiful scenery!"
"No problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone.

"And what do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy.
"I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply.
"Easy," replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone.

After a few months, their mansions were finished,
and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back.

"You'll find them easily," he says,
"One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon,
and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!"

 

[Ratickle]

Is The Wife In Control?

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone
and there are two lines.

The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long,
in the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!"

Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know.:huh:
My wife told me to stand here.":banghead: