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> Drunk Driving
> this is a true story from Tobermory in Ontario , Recently a
> Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood bar.
> Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the
> bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
> stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
> officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and
> trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find
> his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes
> as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
> Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off
> (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on,
> then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
> He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and
> then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more
> vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and
> started to drive slowly down the road. The Police officer,
> having patiently waited all this time, now started up the
> patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
> man over and carried out a random breathalyzer test. To his
> amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the
> man's intoxication.The Police officer said - 'I'll have to
> ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this
> breathalyzer equipment must be broken. "I doubt it" said
> the man, 'tonight I'm the designated decoy'.
> this is a true story from Tobermory in Ontario , Recently a
> Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood bar.
> Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the
> bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
> stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
> officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and
> trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find
> his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes
> as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
> Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off
> (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on,
> then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
> He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and
> then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more
> vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and
> started to drive slowly down the road. The Police officer,
> having patiently waited all this time, now started up the
> patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
> man over and carried out a random breathalyzer test. To his
> amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the
> man's intoxication.The Police officer said - 'I'll have to
> ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this
> breathalyzer equipment must be broken. "I doubt it" said
> the man, 'tonight I'm the designated decoy'.
