Tuesday Teasers

[Ratickle]

This guy goes into a bar and asks for 6 shots of the strongest booze the
bartender has.

The bartender asks, "Hey, buddy, what's wrong?"

The guy says, "I just found out my brother is gay."

The next day, the same guy goes in again and asks for 8 shots.

Again, the bartender asks what's wrong.

The guy says that he found out that his son is gay.

Yet the next day, the guy goes up to the bartender again and asks for 15 shots.

"Damn," the bartender says, "doesn't anyone in your family like women?"











"Yeah," says the man, "my wife!":banghead:

 

[Ratickle]

A man got on an elevator on the 10th floor, (he was heading to the lobby).

On the 8th floor a beautiful woman walked in.

They were alone, and on the way to the lobby the gorgeous woman hit the stop button.

She turned to the man and said "Can you make me feel like a true woman?"

The man said "I sure can" and excitedly took off all his clothes, he then threw them in the corner of the elevator.

He turned to the woman pointed to the clothes and said "Now fold them".:sifone:

 

[old377guy]

didn't see that coming!

 

[rschap1]

Second guy must have been the brother or son of the first guy...