Wednesday Witticisms

[Ratickle]

One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the lake in the same boat when it broke down.

The mechanical engineer said, “I think a rod broke.”

The chemical engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I think it’s not getting enough gas.”

The electrical engineer said, “I think there was a short circuit spark and something’s wrong with the electrical system.”

All three then turned to the computer engineer and said, “What do you think?”


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The computer engineer said, “I think we should all get out and then get back in.”

 

[Ratickle]

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.

They are talking and Bill says, “I’ve seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!”:drool5:

Hugh replies, “Well Bill, you know … Ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. She’s charging a small fortune.”

Bill said with a chuckle, “Hugh, money’s no object to me. What’s her number?”

So, Hugh gives Bill her number and bill sets up a date.

They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, “God…now I know why you chose the name Divine.”:03:

To which she replies, “Thank you Bill…And now I know how you chose the name… Microsoft.”:toetap05::toetap05: