PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

Having a few Beers and surfing in the net after a long stint on the road,

Dreaming of palm trees and powerboats, but the weather here makes me think how my country had it 70 yrs ago...
 
Not as bad as I thought. that quesadilla at 10 PM did me in. But you just wait...Big Time is still out and he has a driver. This could get bad...

Made it home safe...pretty calm night by my standards. Drinking beers now, taking a limo (Stretch Hummer) into the city (NYC) tonight at 10:30 with a couple other people. It might get interesting, but I'm bringing the lady friend so I might have to behave. I normally don't really are but all of her friends are going to be there so she said I have to behave. Basically I'll drink all of the beer I can, just need to stay away from the shots...that's when things get ugly.
 
Just watched the Alex Lifeson episode of TPB and now watching the AVN awards... Whee!

drank beer, and ate hot wings while watching football all day, capped it off with the"trailer park boys"the movie(also with alex lifeson as cop #2) then finished off the night with "Used Cars"........(Kurt Russel)

memorable lines " F u ck you s h i ttwister"

and "we are blowing the s h it out of high prices":26::26:
 
just got home from a bachelor party. got dirty lap dances from brazilian strippers. might be the best ever. I can still feel Savannah's perfect tits in my hands.

wow, i need to go to bed.
 
Made it home safe...pretty calm night by my standards. Drinking beers now, taking a limo (Stretch Hummer) into the city (NYC) tonight at 10:30 with a couple other people. It might get interesting, but I'm bringing the lady friend so I might have to behave. I normally don't really are but all of her friends are going to be there so she said I have to behave. Basically I'll drink all of the beer I can, just need to stay away from the shots...that's when things get ugly.

so give all the lady friends the shots and everything will look good in the limo :sifone:
 
So stoked to see the Mensa thread right next to the NASCAR thread!

My favorite from the Big Dirty Movie was Gord Downey as Cop #1.

$0xbfdgbwqren
 
TPB, Drinking and Shots, references to lap dances, and jokes about having this thread side-car-ing a mensa thread that we are also involved in...
There is something rewarding and yet also questionable about our place in society.
Not that I would change it one bit, it's been hard to find other people that are as twisted as I am - It started with a boat sickness, and then it went further.
Next thing you know I'll be quoting Frank Zappa - Oh wait, I've been known to do that, and as soon as I do, Cosmic12 usually chimes in. St. Alphonso:sifone:
 
Lets argue. Buncha freaks!!!

Apaches suck.

Why you Jim Varney looking post whoring sonofabinch. You hoping to sell a donzi Tennessee azz cracker hick jagoff. You are so friggin country fried that your redneck accent has a hillbilly accent. You "sure has a pretty mouth" deliverance, moonshine sipping mouthbreather. :)

Arguing is no fun. Let's talk about Fountain running lengths. :D
 
Why you Jim Varney looking post whoring sonofabinch. You hoping to sell a donzi Tennessee azz cracker hick jagoff. You are so friggin country fried that your redneck accent has a hillbilly accent. You "sure has a pretty mouth" deliverance, moonshine sipping mouthbreather. :)

Arguing is no fun. Let's talk about Fountain running lengths. :D

24 foot on the 27
26 foot on the 29
31-32 foot on the 35 (the lie gets bigger, as you claim it's bigger - just like saying 6"s is 8":):))
37 foot on the 42.

But, not to knock Fountain too much, it's a narrow fast hull.
I prefer a wave crusher old-school heavy azz boat that requires lots of power, but can get beat up in the rough, and never take a lick.
 
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