Just for fun business?

[Cash Bar]

I'm sure every large mall has one. That walled area where the kids get to run around like idiots and play on the trains, slides, etc.


I want to start a business that puts beanbag or Nerf guns on the exterior. Charge $1 for 10 shots.

That way people like me, that are sick of all the little Johnny Phucktards, can get even by BLASTING the little baztards senseless.

I was at the mall today and I can't tell you how many kids I wanted to biitch-slap, or skate-shoe wearing azzhole I wanted to trip. :boxing_smiley:

I think people like me should be able to get paybacks. In fact, I think when the parents run out to get the crying little phucks I should be able to load something bigger, like beer cans, into the guns. :drool5:

Anyone wanna invest? Or buy a Franchise? :rofl:

 

[Ratickle]

I'm sure every large mall has one. That walled area where the kids get to run around like idiots and play on the trains, slides, etc.


I want to start a business that puts beanbag or Nerf guns on the exterior. Charge $1 for 10 shots.

That way people like me, that are sick of all the little Johnny Phucktards, can get even by BLASTING the little baztards senseless.

I was at the mall today and I can't tell you how many kids I wanted to biitch-slap, or skate-shoe wearing azzhole I wanted to trip. :boxing_smiley:

I think people like me should be able to get paybacks. In fact, I think when the parents run out to get the crying little phucks I should be able to load something bigger, like beer cans, into the guns. :drool5:

Anyone wanna invest? Or buy a Franchise? :rofl:

I will, but you have to use paint-ball guns with indelible ink. That way, they can go home knowing it was from me.

 

[Cash Bar]

Hmm, lets use that for the parents.

 

[Ratickle]

Hmm, lets use that for the parents.

That may work. First blast the rotten kids with the nerf gun, then when the parents go running out to save them, blast them with paintball guns. I think it will go over well. :26:

 

[phragle]

we have to put the paintballs in the freezer first.

 

[Cash Bar]

Wow, this could grow into something.































Like a nice lawsuit.

 

[Cash Bar]

Looks like it would work in theory.

 

[clayinaustin]

Why do you get mad at the kids? They are only kids. They do as they are taught!

Shoot the phucking dead-beat parents!

Oh wait, someone has to raise the next generation of strippers!

 

[Bobcat]

we need to incorporate gambling into this scheme

 

[Sea-Dated]

Why do you get mad at the kids? They are only kids. They do as they are taught!

Shoot the phucking dead-beat parents!

Oh wait, someone has to raise the next generation of strippers!

Without parents, I would think they are more likely to become stripper.....

 

[Cash Bar]

We have a plan to lure the parents into the shooting gallery.

 

[Cash Bar]

I also wanna make it so you can turn the gun far enough to shoot the jackazz that will stand outside and talk about what he'd do if someone shot HIM. :sifone:

 

[Davidmnc]

I'm in, but only if we can smoke cigars and crink Crown while shooting the little MFrs!! We could have the whole ATF thing covered!!

 

[Sea-Dated]

I'm in, but only if we can smoke cigars and crink Crown while shooting the little MFrs!! We could have the whole ATF thing covered!!

Sounds good to me....:sifone:

 

[cigdaze]

I'll buy in...what a great idea. We'd be working overtime this time of year. Definitely need an area for the parents, too. I like the bar observatory area, for spectating.

 

[Mark]

How about a bar with strippers?

 

[BobbyB]

There was a bunch of those idiots running around the mall yesterday around here.

 

[Mark]

As a rule, I don't go into malls from the last week in November until the end of January.

 

[Buoy]

As a rule, I don't go into malls from the last week in November until the end of January.

As a rule I don't go into malls unless it's absolutely necessary.
Maybe once in each calendar year.
And that may only mean hitting one of the anchor stores (Sears) and never actual setting foot in the mall.

But with Cash's idea for a new type of arcade, it might be worth going in...

 

[Tony]

Why do you get mad at the kids? They are only kids. They do as they are taught!

Shoot the phucking dead-beat parents!

Oh wait, someone has to raise the next generation of strippers!

Id galdly shoot both, nerf balls at the kids, and golf balls at the phucktard parents.