Coup d'Etat in Canuckistan

ever heard the phrase 'gone indian/ go indian/ went indian'

i.e.--- My buddy and I were at the strip club havin a smoke and a beer eh. So this broad walks up to my buddy looking real hot eh and she tells him she wants him to drink a big shot of whiskey and come with her in the back. He told her he cant drink whiskey cause it makes him go Indian eh. She called him a wimp but I can tell you if he drank it and went phuckin Indian we would have all been sorry bud".
 
Anyone remember a few years back when a guy stuck up a Tim Horton's in Hamilton (as I recall) with a live canadian goose?

Contrary to my initial expectation that the goose's surly demeanor was the weapon of choice, I believe, in actuality, the guy threatened to kill the goose unless the patrons and store forked over all their money.

I believe he was apprehended shortly thereafter... You down with O.P.P.? Yah, you know me!
 
That story reminds me of the BYOB strip joints that line route 22 as you cross through central PA. Apparently there's some sort of ordinance requiring 18 year olds to have c-section scars before they're allowed to work in a prefab building with an adult book store and strip joint. And yes, I did say BYOB strip joint. Another tip of the hat from me to PA's nonsensical "blue laws"...

I've actually been to a Kentucky strip joint that had a gal dancing right before she got the c-section scar.
I mean, by maybe 4-6 weeks before she was going to get the scar:ack2:

And PA's blue laws are ridiculous. At least here I can buy beer by 11:00 on a Sunday...

I just had my girlfriend show up at the office for lunch and she called me a hoser...we looked up the definition on Wikipedia.....yup I am wearing a plaid jacket with a red liner, company touque, boots and have the traditional pack of Players in my breat pocket.

When I saw the definition it made me laugh.


FROM WIKIPEDIA


"Today, the word hoser evokes - sometimes sympathetically, with gentle ribbing, and sometimes negatively - a stereotypical Canadian male, typically lower to middle class, white and English Canadian. He is especially concerned with drinking beer and watching hockey or curling. The hoser is understood as a product of a poor and white upbringing, but never from a more cosmopolitan lifestyle — he is more likely to come from a small town or a rural farm community than a big city, although hosers may also exist in the suburbs of major cities. He is generally assumed to be unemployed, although he may also be a farmer, a labourer working in primary industry (manufacturing, mining, forestry, etc.), a tradesman or a manual labourer. He is typically not university-educated: if he has any education past high school, it's a college trade program. If he does go on to university, or moves to a city, he will still have preferences for "hoser" food, clothing, music, and sports, and will retain the language inflections of his upbringing.

He's often imagined wearing heavy winter clothing, usually a flannel lumberjack shirt, Kodiak boots and a tuque. He is generally a young adult to middle age, and may be somewhat aggressive given the beer and hockey, but may conversely be passive and amiable, given the beer. In musical culture, he is correlated with classic and mainstream rock music, particularly with Rush, April Wine, Trooper and the earlier, rowdier works of The Tragically Hip. If he goes out socially, it's usually to a doughnut shop.

A hoser's flannel shirt may also be referred to as a "Kenora dinner jacket". (Some regional variations of this term also exist, usually substituting a hoser-stereotyped local community's name in place of Kenora.)"

So you're saying less than 6 years ago I was an American hoser??:biggrinjester:

I saw posted once that the original definition of a hoser was created prior to the invention by Frank J. Zamboni.
The rumor was that prior to his invention, the losing team of the game was required to scrape and resurface the ice. Thusly, they had to scrape and "hose" down the ice - resulting in the term "hoser" being the equivalent of "loser".
I have been looking for clarification on this theory - regardless if it's true or not, I like it!
 
A Canadian note from the "what sucks " thread........your going through the check out at Canadian Tire and the guy in front of you buys like $200 worth of chit.........THEN HE PAYS FOR THE WHOLE THING IN CANADIAN TIRE MONEY!!!!!!.......happened to me this afternoon......20 min later I got to check out.......faaack!!!!



I feel better now......
 
A Canadian note from the "what sucks " thread........your going through the check out at Canadian Tire and the guy in front of you buys like $200 worth of chit.........THEN HE PAYS FOR THE WHOLE THING IN CANADIAN TIRE MONEY!!!!!!.......happened to me this afternoon......20 min later I got to check out.......faaack!!!!



I feel better now......

sort of impressive. i thought i was big ballin when i saved up a whopping 1.55!
 
canadian tire is pretty much walmart but with an automotive section. when you check out and pay cash, they give you this monopoly type money back thats equal to 5 or 10 percent of your purchase. you can save it up and buy stuff.
 
Oh... like S and H green stamps.

ya same idea, but you can only get them at canadian tire, and you can buy any product in the store with the fake money. i personally think its kinda a cool idea.

my dad works in the tire industry, and for a long time they had these things called "dayton dollars" and depending how many dayton dollars you had, you could pick stuff out of the catalog and they would ship it to you. we use to get tv's, microwaves, clocks, stereos, fridges, flatware, boom box, computers and a bunch of other stuff. it was pretty neat at the time, i got my first portable cassette player from it!
 
my dad works in the tire industry, and for a long time they had these things called "dayton dollars" and depending how many dayton dollars you had, you could pick stuff out of the catalog and they would ship it to you. we use to get tv's, microwaves, clocks, stereos, fridges, flatware, boom box, computers and a bunch of other stuff. it was pretty neat at the time, i got my first portable cassette player from it!

Down here we have the actual Dayton.
Can't get much there these days.
 
the prob with Cdn Tire money is the bulk of it is in 5 & 10 cent denominations......they do have 25, 50 cent and a dollar bills too.......but the prob is the guy will pull out a suitcase full of the chit he has been saving for 10 yrs and the cashier has to stand there and count it 10 & 25 cents at a time while you wait.......and of course you only get behind that guy when your pressed for time.:ack2:

Canadian Tire has been around as long as I can remember, they're coast to coast......its more like an oversized hardware store with a big automotive section, automotive parts counter and a 10 bay repair shop with like 4 full time mechanics......they dont sell clothes or food.........they're usaully about the size of a large chain supermaket......when your town gets a new Canadian Tire its a pretty big deal:)
 
I heard the coalition govt is thinking about changing our national currency from the loonie to CDN tire money in order to stave off the economic issues we are having.
 
I heard the coalition govt is thinking about changing our national currency from the loonie to CDN tire money in order to stave off the economic issues we are having.

It's got to be easy to counterfeit?? No??:biggrinjester:
 
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