Cuban Missle Crisis II

We should take out Cuba first. That way we will have b*tches, booze and cigars for the long days at sea!

:sifone: :26: :biggrinjester:
 
we need our canadian members to go in first (legally) so we will have people on the inside, volunteers?
 
We don't drink and boat, we drink then boat - don't want to spill any! :biggrinjester:

Hell, I won't be driving, so I'll still be drinking.

we need our canadian members to go in first (legally) so we will have people on the inside, volunteers?

I want to nominate AirPacker to head this infiltration up. He's already showing his leadership skills.
AR15 has one of the most stealthy boats around (never mind the exhaust thing...).
pullmytrigger - get him on board too.
 
Hell, I won't be driving, so I'll still be drinking.



I want to nominate AirPacker to head this infiltration up. He's already showing his leadership skills.
AR15 has one of the most stealthy boats around (never mind the exhaust thing...).
pullmytrigger - get him on board too.

and im chopped liver:(
 
You guys go to Cuba- I'm going to the African coast. I'd love to stand on the railing of a supertanker and zap Somali pirates all afternoon.

Hey! Great business idea!! I'm going to start booking sportsman's expeditions. We'll fly them to Greece, then board a luxury yacht and sail down the coast. Once in-theater, we'll helo out to a tanker and set up shop. A whole new twist on the "African safari".

Ya know.... you could be on to something.
 
There's no real fun in smoking a bunch of poorly-trained Cuban conscripts. For chrisssakes, they still are using 60's era Soviet crap. It was crap in the 60's, imagine what it's like now. They couldn't fend off an average Boy Scout troup.

Now Fidel and his brother Raoul- that's a different story. Sneak in and do the two of them... $hit- you could have your very own puppet government set up by morning. And the Cubans will follow any bozo in a fancy uniform. You just need a cool, scraggly beard.
 
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! the covert raid was a success.. they have drank the koolaid and they are ours. the plastic surgery went great and stecz has been implanted as their new leader. from now on please refer to Stecz as Raul.

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