Friday Funnies

[Ratickle]

A party of young pleasure-seekers moor offshore of a beautiful deserted island.

A young lady walks inland to explore. As she gets deeper into the wooded area she feels something watching her, and after a while she catches a glimpse of a young man in tattered clothing with long unkempt hair. After a moment of fear, she realises he is just as scared of her, and attempts to communicate with him. Its soon aparent he is a castaway, the sole survivor of a wreck many years before. He was but a child when marooned, yet somehow survived whilst all the others had perished. She explained to him he was now safe, and she could take him home. With tears in his eyes, he took her hand and they began to walk back toward the beach.

As they walked, she noticed his curious eyes upon her body, and with a smile of knowing she asked him if he had ever had the pleasure of a woman. He shook his head endearingly and explained that his only sexual experience was using a hole in a tree trunk. She felt so sorry for this poor, and come to think of it, extremely handsome young man that she lay down on the ground, took off her shorts and beckoned him toward her. He stared down at her in slight bewilderment, so realising he had no idea what to do she told him to imagine she was a tree trunk with a hole in it.

His eyes lit up with immediate understanding, and giggling with youthful glee he picked up a large branch and wacked her right between the legs with it.

"Why the hell did you do that ?!" she cried.

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"First I check for bees" he replied.......

 

[Ratickle]

Noah closed and seals the door to the Arc, then he turns around to address the animals aboard the ship.... "I don't know what you've been told" he said, "This isn't going to be a pleasure cruise. 40 days and 40 nights with minimum food, water and space. You replenish the earth,... AFTER you get off the boat. NO SEX ON THIS VESSEL! To make sure this happens, we're going to confiscate all males' privates, and you will be given a receipt. Turn it in as you leave and you'll get your organ back."

Two weeks out the Rabbit wakes up and nudges his wife.... "Did we hit land yet?" "No" she replied, "Go back to sleep."

A couple of weeks later he woke up again.... "Did we hit land yet?" "No, no" she replied again, "Why are you so excited?"

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The rabbit drew near and wispered softly.... "I've got the horse's receipt.":drool5::drool5:

 

[old377guy]

Thats how I feel most days........"I musta got the horse's receipt":biggrinjester: