Official... raise your post count thread!!

[Bobcat]

Mornin Ho's!:seeya:

I had a Cousin who did that...except it was in a place with cold Winters....He made about Two Hundred Grand in the 70's by letting People pay their Tickets in Cash on the spot...It was small town speed trap, right before they opened up the Interstate .

He stupidly kept all of the Tickets at home in a shoe box...:banghead:

 

[Blue Oval]

Good morning from the boat eating breakfast and the AC running. With a side order of BAMM

 

[Bobcat]

Mornin Ho's !:seeya:

Drop Your C*cks, grab Your Socks, We're off to lay some Blocks!!!:03:

 

[Ratickle]

I think it was around 7th grade when the career counselor met with each of us after a series of career related presentations.

The counselor leaned in for a high quality 8 minutes with this bright eyed young man, and asked with great interest: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I paused a few seconds, and responded: "I have given this a lot of thought."

Counselor: "That's great!"

Me: "And having considered pay, hours, retirement age, benefits, and security...."

Counselor: "Yes!"

Me: "I think I want to be a crooked cop in a town with excellent skim potential and mild winters."

The quality of the counseling was pretty sketchy after that, I have to say.

Mornin Ho's!:seeya:

I had a Cousin who did that...except it was in a place with cold Winters....He made about Two Hundred Grand in the 70's by letting People pay their Tickets in Cash on the spot...It was small town speed trap, right before they opened up the Interstate .

He stupidly kept all of the Tickets at home in a shoe box...:banghead:

You and Fund are cousins?????

 

[fund razor]

My great uncle, Matthew Navin Mather Mathews.

 

[Wrinkleface]

Good morning ASSHOLES!!!:26:

 

[rschap1]

What an AWESOME weekend !!!
too short of course,
but 90s and sun both days !!!

 

[fund razor]

What doesn't kill you just makes you stronger. Except for bears.

 

[Bobcat]

Mornin Ho's !:seeya:


Alligators too...

 

[Wrinkleface]

Mornin Ho's !:seeya:

Drop Your C*cks, grab Your Socks, We're off to lay some Blocks!!!:03:

Don't quit Ur day job!!!

 

[Bobcat]

Mornin Ho's !:seeya:

 

[Blue Oval]

Morning

 

[Wrinkleface]

Zup Buttheads!!

 

[Bobcat]

Mornin Ho's !:seeya:

Cubs @ Miami.....4 Game Series....Hmmm, maybe I can organize a trip on Sunday's Day Game.

 

[fund razor]

On my way to work I pass people who decided work was not for them. I see them fishing, walking, riding bikes, hanging out. They look happy. Always smiling.

I work my ass off to pay my bills.

I may not be doing this right.

 

[rschap1]

Almost time for another weekend

 

[Wrinkleface]

On my way to work I pass people who decided work was not for them. I see them fishing, walking, riding bikes, hanging out. They look happy. Always smiling.

I work my ass off to pay my bills.

I may not be doing this right.

Lottery!!!arty:

 

[fund razor]

I haven't played the lottery since I took a class in college called "Combinations and Permutations."

 

[Bobcat]

I haven't played the lottery since I took a class in college called "Combinations and Permutations."

Where the heck does Boxing and Hair Styling fit in ???:leaving:

 

[sonicss31]

Flight delayed again. On my way down Bobcat if the pilot can find his way.:banghead: