fund razor
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The guy was a car dealer. There should be some love for you.
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The guy was a car dealer. There should be some love for you.
fund razor
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No more outings. Never again.
Phuck that.
BAMM!
Phuck that.
BAMM!
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fund razor
Founding Member
I have played with doctors, lawyers, bank presidents, and car dealers.
I have standards.
I have standards.
fund razor
Founding Member
Did we delete a thread about bridges and fronts falling off? Or did I dream it all?
Update: No. I'm just not good at finding threads.
Update: No. I'm just not good at finding threads.
fund razor
Founding Member
Good golfing days are good boating days.
I wasted many years boating when I could have been just as drunk on a golf course.
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Speaking of Golf! I hope that everybody shames Biden into either ending this BS lie, or making the bet. Trump should agree that both of them carry their own bags. :sifone:
'I'm also officially challenging Crooked Joe to an 18-hole golf match right here. On Doral's Blue Monster considered one of the greatest tournament golf courses anywhere in the world,' Trump said. 'It will be among the most-watched sporting events in history.'
The ex-president first said he wanted to debate Biden again - 'next week' - which would coincide with the Republican National Convention. Biden is due to debate Trump a second time already, but on September 10.
Then, Trump issued Biden to a challenge at his favorite sport after the two argued about it at the first debate. 'I will even give Joe Biden 10 strokes aside, 10 strokes, that's a lot. That means 20 strokes in case you don't play golf,' he continued. 'And if he wins I will give the charity of his choice - any charity that he wants - 10 million dollars,' the ex-president added. 'And I bet he doesn't take the offer.'
'I just won two club championships — not even senior, two regular club championships,' Trump boasted. 'To do that, you have to be quite smart, and you have to be able to hit the ball a long way. And I do it. He doesn't do it. He can't hit a ball 50 yards.'
Biden took a swing back saying he would be happy to take on Trump in a 'driving contest.' 'I got my handicap, when I was vice president, down to a six,' he said, before jabbing at Trump, who is frequently pictured on his own courses in a golf cart with a caddy never far away. 'And by the way, I told you before, I'm happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?'
Trump scoffed at Biden's handicap. 'That's the biggest lie—that he's a six-handicap—of all,'
'I'm also officially challenging Crooked Joe to an 18-hole golf match right here. On Doral's Blue Monster considered one of the greatest tournament golf courses anywhere in the world,' Trump said. 'It will be among the most-watched sporting events in history.'
The ex-president first said he wanted to debate Biden again - 'next week' - which would coincide with the Republican National Convention. Biden is due to debate Trump a second time already, but on September 10.
Then, Trump issued Biden to a challenge at his favorite sport after the two argued about it at the first debate. 'I will even give Joe Biden 10 strokes aside, 10 strokes, that's a lot. That means 20 strokes in case you don't play golf,' he continued. 'And if he wins I will give the charity of his choice - any charity that he wants - 10 million dollars,' the ex-president added. 'And I bet he doesn't take the offer.'
'I just won two club championships — not even senior, two regular club championships,' Trump boasted. 'To do that, you have to be quite smart, and you have to be able to hit the ball a long way. And I do it. He doesn't do it. He can't hit a ball 50 yards.'
Biden took a swing back saying he would be happy to take on Trump in a 'driving contest.' 'I got my handicap, when I was vice president, down to a six,' he said, before jabbing at Trump, who is frequently pictured on his own courses in a golf cart with a caddy never far away. 'And by the way, I told you before, I'm happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?'
Trump scoffed at Biden's handicap. 'That's the biggest lie—that he's a six-handicap—of all,'
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
I can't imagine the Vegas line on the over-unders for that if it happens!!!!! I sure hope it does!!!!!!
Will Biden get to the first green carrying his own bag without falling over? 2nd green, 3rd green,
How many feet will Biden walk before falling over? Less than 200, 200 to 300, 300 to 400, etc.
(The first hole at Doral is a 402 yard par 4)
How many times wil Biden fall down over the course of 18 holes?
Will Biden still be alive by the 3rd hole? 4th hole?
What will be Biden's longest drive? Less than 50 yards?, 50 to 100 yards?, 100 to 150 yards?
Will Biden get to the first green carrying his own bag without falling over? 2nd green, 3rd green,
How many feet will Biden walk before falling over? Less than 200, 200 to 300, 300 to 400, etc.
(The first hole at Doral is a 402 yard par 4)
How many times wil Biden fall down over the course of 18 holes?
Will Biden still be alive by the 3rd hole? 4th hole?
What will be Biden's longest drive? Less than 50 yards?, 50 to 100 yards?, 100 to 150 yards?
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Too bad this was removed by Biden. We could have got 100,000 signatures for the golf game in an hour......
Fact Check: Did the Biden Administration Remove the White House Petitioning System?
"We the People," an online petitioning system launched by President Barack Obama's administration, is said to have been removed without explanation.
The page disappeared the day of Biden's inauguration.
The Ruling, True.
“We the People” was a platform launched by the Obama administration on September 22, 2011. It was a section of the whitehouse.gov website designed for citizens to petition the administration’s policy experts1. Here’s how it worked:
Creating Petitions: Anyone could create an account and submit a petition online. Once a petition gathered 100,000 signatures, the “We the People” team would review it and issue an official response.
Signature Thresholds:
To be searchable on WhiteHouse.gov, a petition needed 150 signatures within 30 days.
To receive an official response, it had to reach 100,000 signatures within 30 days.
The platform is no longer active. On January 20, 2021, the day of Joe Biden’s inauguration, the website’s address started redirecting to the main whitehouse.gov domain, marking its discontinuance by the incoming administration
Fact Check: Did the Biden Administration Remove the White House Petitioning System?
"We the People," an online petitioning system launched by President Barack Obama's administration, is said to have been removed without explanation.
The page disappeared the day of Biden's inauguration.
The Ruling, True.
“We the People” was a platform launched by the Obama administration on September 22, 2011. It was a section of the whitehouse.gov website designed for citizens to petition the administration’s policy experts1. Here’s how it worked:
Creating Petitions: Anyone could create an account and submit a petition online. Once a petition gathered 100,000 signatures, the “We the People” team would review it and issue an official response.
Signature Thresholds:
To be searchable on WhiteHouse.gov, a petition needed 150 signatures within 30 days.
To receive an official response, it had to reach 100,000 signatures within 30 days.
The platform is no longer active. On January 20, 2021, the day of Joe Biden’s inauguration, the website’s address started redirecting to the main whitehouse.gov domain, marking its discontinuance by the incoming administration
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Maybe it could happen???? (Of course it won't. Sad)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/go...1&cvid=d327efed5ae5421f9a2b46d6f9f0cd19&ei=13
"Donald, my offer to play golf still stands. I’ll let you take three strokes off your game if you carry your own bag," Biden wrote in a March 30 post on X.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/go...1&cvid=d327efed5ae5421f9a2b46d6f9f0cd19&ei=13
"Donald, my offer to play golf still stands. I’ll let you take three strokes off your game if you carry your own bag," Biden wrote in a March 30 post on X.
fund razor
Founding Member
I don't take free strokes. And I don't carry my bag.
I will play my own ball where it lies, and only poor people carry their bag.
I will play my own ball where it lies, and only poor people carry their bag.
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Yeah, but it would be awesome for them to do it. Just because Joe would have a heart attack, (my money is on before the 4th hole), if he was walking and carrying his own bag. The first four holes at Doral total 1530 yards. At 50 yards per stroke, that's 30 strokes. (And one heart attack!!).
fund razor
Founding Member
Then make it a fireman challenge and they can carry a guy up a ladder.
Carrying the bag is only the focus for people who can't hit. Give them pushcarts and make them walk if you want to make it harder.
They have caddies for a reason. Pros don't carry. No idea why Joe is so focused on carrying.
If it's golf, carrying is off the table and so are free strokes.
Carrying the bag is only the focus for people who can't hit. Give them pushcarts and make them walk if you want to make it harder.
They have caddies for a reason. Pros don't carry. No idea why Joe is so focused on carrying.
If it's golf, carrying is off the table and so are free strokes.
fund razor
Founding Member
Speaking of old men golfing. I am paying for that 200-yard 5 iron two days in a row with a pulled hip flexor.
Bobcat
Founding Member
Mornin!:seeya:
I haven't Walked in Years...Probably 2008 at Stonybrook in Litchfield, Ct. (Too wet for Carts) I always Play better when Walking, and lose fewer Balls . Mainly because as You are Heading to the Lie...You're already planning the
next shot...Riding in the Cart and shooting the sh*t I tend to lose Focus and then Rush the Swing......But the Cart holds more Beer..
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arty:
I haven't Walked in Years...Probably 2008 at Stonybrook in Litchfield, Ct. (Too wet for Carts) I always Play better when Walking, and lose fewer Balls . Mainly because as You are Heading to the Lie...You're already planning the
next shot...Riding in the Cart and shooting the sh*t I tend to lose Focus and then Rush the Swing......But the Cart holds more Beer..
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