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Wine or Water ?




To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would

have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found

in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,

rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification

process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..


Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service ,
 
Wine or Water ?




To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would

have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found

in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,

rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification

process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting..


Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service ,



You are my hero!! :kiss:
 
What a wise man! I'm soooo glad I buy my health drinks in 30 packs. It's twice as good for me, I get the physical workout carring it and come to find out it;also healthy. Bottoms up to health.
 
yep . . . i'll drink to that to . . . . and i am a wine drinker to as luck would have it . . . :cheers2:
 
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