PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Bobcat]

I called your brother, and left a message on friday

 

[Buoy]

Electrician was to hung over to show up, so I started drinking and working on the boat.
It's nice to be in nice weather and work on the boat.

 

[fund razor]

Hello.

 

[Buoy]

I spent the day putting holes in aluminum cans, and emptying the contents.
I also emptied boxes in the new garage.
Everytime I emptied a box, the wife brought me another one.
But I was determined to make space in the garage for her Hummer to fit.
I actually made a little work-space area for myself, and shoe-horned the Hummer into the garage.
Not a chance my Avalanche will ever fit.
I even hung the tennis ball from the ceiling so she'd know when she was far enough into the garage.
Yeah, we're Pollacks.
If this 90+ weather in Phoenix is hot - I'm doing OK - I'm loving it.
Felt great, sweat, but Great.

 

[Bobcat]

it is a dry kind of drunk:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

I am leaving the wife new" box "thing alone:leaving:

 

[Buoy]

Dry drunk is working for me.
Just need lotion.

 

[phragle]

it will go up another 20 degrees, dont worry.

 

[MacGyver]

it will go up another 20 degrees, dont worry.

Then just gets warmer after 8AM

 

[fund razor]

it is a dry kind of drunk:sifone:

It's not the heat, it's the humility.

 

[fund razor]

Once asked the guy at Best Buy for a Humilifier.
He said "you mean humidifier?" I said no.... I have a rock band rehearsing in my house. I need a humilifier.

 

[JJ Apache]

Once asked the guy at Best Buy for a Humilifier.
He said "you mean humidifier?" I said no.... I have a rock band rehearsing in my house. I need a humilifier.

To which you got none..........Or Nun? Either way. Both Fit!! :sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

It's not the heat, it's the humility.

I would rather have sweet thistle pie
than humble pie

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Blah!!!

And by that I meant, drinking an entire bottle of gin in one sitting can change your persective on things...

And yes, I did just quote myself... Makes me feel a bit like Rick Flair.

 

[Mark]

What kind of drums????

Tama Star classics - 5 pc. w/ double bass petals and 8 Sabian symbols - not including the high-hats. Also a killer Tama snare and a smaller pork-pie snare.

I'm not worthy! :sifone: :26: :03: :biggrinjester:

 

[Mark]

I have a set of Sonors in my living room.

Awesome set! :drool5:

 

[Mark]

And bring a bag of flour :26:

LMAO! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Dry drunk is working for me.
Just need lotion.

And kleenex... and a copy of the July 2001 issue of Genesis... uh, maybe I've said too much. :sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I have a Sonar in my living room. Garmin 178c fish finder...

When I turn it on, my neigbor's dog goes NUTS!

 

[Bobcat]

I have a Sonar in my living room. Garmin 178c fish finder...

When I turn it on, my neigbor's dog goes NUTS!

I got a few of those, it is like old cell phones, when in the hell did I buy this and what is it for, and why pray tell didn't I throw it away when it broke !:sifone: