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Ratickle

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An Arab diplomat visiting in the United States for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department.

The Grand Emir wasn't used to the salt in American foods, so he was forever sending his manservant, Abdul, to fetch glasses of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.

On this occasion, though, Abdul returned empty-handed.

"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.:cuss:



"A thousand pardons, Oh Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "but, there is a man sitting on the well.":eek:
 
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.
When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the aroused bartender manages to say.:huh:

"Tell him," she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.":puke:
 
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