MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #701 (304): I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #702 (940): there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #703 (847): She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #704 (715): I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #705 (630): he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #706 (519): she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
(519): she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #707 (602): Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
(602): Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #708 (204): between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #709 (617): I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #710 (410): Some guy shouted **** (phuck) america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
(410): Some guy shouted **** (phuck) america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #711 (714): you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
(714): you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #712 (916): the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #713 (845): I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
(845): I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #714 (310): i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets (818): julia child would be proud.
(310): i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets (818): julia child would be proud.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #715 (709): you went to subway and got ****ed (pizzed) when they refused to deep fry your sub
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #716 (586): you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
(586): you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #717 (325): I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #718 (214): I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
(214): I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #719 (305): You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
(305): You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
MacGyver Charter Member Nov 26, 2009 #720 (586): Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
(586): Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
