Wednesday Witticisms

[Ratickle]

It's getting close.....:kiss:


Valentines

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding
man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on
bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a
perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding
man and asks him what he's doing.

The man replies, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards
signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," was the reply.:sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said...


“You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.”
“When I got fired, you were there to support me.”
“When my business fell, you were there.”
“When I got shot, you were by my side.”
“When we lost the house, you gave me support.”
“When my health started failing, you were still by my side.”


“When I think about it now ... I think you bring me bad luck!”:smash:

 

[rschap1]

Ah yes, True Love