Wife from hell....funny

[getchasum111]

oh crap...thats funny....

 

[Mark]

Actually, my X wife could be just like that at times. Thankfully, she now resides half way around the world - making someone elses life HELL!

 

[phragle]

now... this old guy has been around the block a few times, never married but had a couple live ins..anyways in my younger dayss this girl I was seeing moved in with me and promptly "lost" her job. after supporting her for several months (not to menton the cooking and claning skills were lacking) I told her she had to get off her azz and get a job. she then proceeded to start throwing things at me..but wait, theres more! next thing I know she has grabbed the 9 and is chambering it. the bullets whizzed by as my screaaming azz ran down the street. And some girls ask me why I have never been married......

 

[cigdaze]

now... this old guy has been around the block a few times, never married but had a couple live ins..anyways in my younger dayss this girl I was seeing moved in with me and promptly "lost" her job. after supporting her for several months (not to menton the cooking and claning skills were lacking) I told her she had to get off her azz and get a job. she then proceeded to start throwing things at me..but wait, theres more! next thing I know she has grabbed the 9 and is chambering it. the bullets whizzed by as my screaaming azz ran down the street. And some girls ask me why I have never been married......

I think you got good reason. :sifone:

 

[Mark]

now... this old guy has been around the block a few times, never married but had a couple live ins..anyways in my younger dayss this girl I was seeing moved in with me and promptly "lost" her job. after supporting her for several months (not to menton the cooking and claning skills were lacking) I told her she had to get off her azz and get a job. she then proceeded to start throwing things at me..but wait, theres more! next thing I know she has grabbed the 9 and is chambering it. the bullets whizzed by as my screaaming azz ran down the street. And some girls ask me why I have never been married......

Note to self: Don't take the GF to the shooting range / teach her how to shoot. :leaving:

 

[Sea-Dated]

Note to self: Don't take the GF to the shooting range / teach her how to shoot. :leaving:

I have taken my wife and taught her to shoot but she can not pull the slide back on the 40 so I am safe for now.

 

[Davidmnc]

now... this old guy has been around the block a few times, never married but had a couple live ins..anyways in my younger dayss this girl I was seeing moved in with me and promptly "lost" her job. after supporting her for several months (not to menton the cooking and claning skills were lacking) I told her she had to get off her azz and get a job. she then proceeded to start throwing things at me..but wait, theres more! next thing I know she has grabbed the 9 and is chambering it. the bullets whizzed by as my screaaming azz ran down the street. And some girls ask me why I have never been married......

I didn't know you dated my ex-wife? :banghead: